Reef dram sandal: It's a sandal. With a flask in the heel. The only worry is that it might be a little too chilly to reveal your toes. But don't let that stop you.
Binoculars: Great when you need to keep watch for the next pub. Also ideal for bird watching.
Lighter: This little thing fits right in your pocket and is perfect for lighting that cigarette you always want to smoke when you're drunk.
Cell phone: A must when you feel the urge to call everyone and let them know how much you love them.
Miracle Bra: Achieve a shapelier bust line while getting drunk at the same time. Just make sure to keep refilling, as deflation may disappoint new found friends. On the other hand, deflation of your beer belly is most likely a good thing.
